lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.

Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"

by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Lightning mcqueef

When a woman has a quick,unexpected queef.

Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.

Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .

by Lololollollololololololollolol June 8, 2017

Lightning McQueer

The biggest of queers, this person is so much of a queer that even Josh Cox avoids him.

-did you see him do that?

-yea, what a lightning McQueer

by Anon5life April 9, 2015

lightening mcqueen

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.

Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.

by Tasty Nuts June 19, 2014

lightning mcqueened

when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film

she totally lightning mcqueened me

by YaNiggaErnie April 27, 2017