I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

Lighthouse

A dance that looks like a lighthouse.
The lighthouse can only be preformed if:
1 The dancer is taller than the people who surround him/her so everyone can see the dance from far away.
2 The head is turned from one side to the other repeatedly.

Look at Kruger, he totally rocked out the Lighthouse!

by TheKrueger January 25, 2010

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

Lighthousing

As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.

She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.

by Fàilte March 22, 2017

Lighthouse Pussy

Pussy so good that it brings you out of the darkest times and shows you the light.

Connor: "Hey, man you feeling better? You were hella down yesterday."

Jake: "Ya, bro. I was bummed but I got some of that lighthouse pussy from Kelly so I'm good."

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

lightmodephobic

The hatred for light mode

I hate light mode so much. I’m lightmodephobic

by Bangitwitha_hammer February 27, 2021

Lighthouse

It’s a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. That’s it.

Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word “lighthouse” isn’t very interesting at all.

by LighthouseRaven October 12, 2022