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pit lizzard

a female, usualy in her 20's to early 30s roaming the garage area or pits at a NASCAR event hoping to hook up with a driver. Possibly even a crew memeber.
Dale Jr's ex, Kortnie Coles is a pit lizzard.
by stephliana August 30, 2007
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lizzard

AKA lot lizzard...
trucker term used on the CB meaning a prostitute that works usually in truckstops or rest areas
Any lot lizzards out here tonight? I gotta get laid!
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Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011
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lizzard

heinous girl who thinks shes the bomb
Mike- Check out that girl
Suppa- Damn Lizzard
by Suppa February 6, 2007
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Lizzard

A burley snaggle-toothed woman who is addicted to pain medication and living off of others like a blood-sucking leech.
by beetoven September 26, 2010
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Lizzard Teats

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"
by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009
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Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis
I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!
by the junk puncher April 30, 2009
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