Leonardo DiCaprio

Bitch who finally won an oscar and showed his middle finger to the world. And he also likes yachts.

Leonardo DiCaprio: "I won an oscar bitches, so you can go fuck yourselves!!!!11 I'm the Queen of the world and nobody can drag me down, not even one direction or Larry!!!!!!11 I'm immortal!!!!111

Titanic: "No your not."

Leo: "Oh shit not again."

Iceberg: "Here I come."

Leo: *Dies*

by moehoeboe June 17, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio

The cutest actor ever. He's cute, hilarious, and HOT. He almost won an award for Titanic, but I'm ANGRRRRRRRRRRY that he didn't win it.

Leonardo DiCaprio is hot as hell.

by Leonardo DiCaprio Lover March 25, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio

The sexiest man alive, AKA Chiara Focardi's soon-to-be husband.

Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a cowboy outfit, a suit of armor, and being butt naked. Can you?

by MrsDiCaprio December 8, 2010

Leonardo Dicaprio

Getting head while standing on the upper decks of a cruise ship at the front of the ship, while standing on your toes and shouting "I'm the king of the world!" It is meant to mimic the scene from the film the Titanic. Deed must be photographed by a fellow passenger for true bragging credit.

"Dude, check out this pic where this chick was giving me a Leonardo Dicaprio!?

by Billy Broom December 17, 2012

leonardo dicaprio

the butt of the longest no oscar prank ever

leonardo dicaprio baby still doesnt have an oscar

by plasticscissors March 12, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio

The most beautiful, perfect, insanely sexy amazing man. Has always been beautiful and an amazing actor. He is a lady’s man and girls have been hitting on him since day one. He is so amazing and hot.

Oh my god he’s an artist, ugh he’s like Leonardo DiCaprio in titanic.

by Leo4ever123 March 1, 2019

leonardo dicaprio

the hottest man ever living.
named after leonardo davinci.
and married to me.

oh my god! have you seen Leonardo Dicaprio's new movie?
its bitchin'.

by marissa and natalie July 21, 2006