brian: why is everyone migrating in the same direction?
adrian: cause its saturday in fair lawn
dan: im from franklin lakes
mikko: YEAA B**** YEAA
adrian: cause its saturday in fair lawn
dan: im from franklin lakes
mikko: YEAA B**** YEAA
by smurfdigger November 9, 2007
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Jane: those boys are decent...
Mary: yeah but their Fair Lawn boys...
Jane:So?
Mary: the chill in the parking lot by cvs!
Jane: ew forget it. lets go to white plains!
Mary:please lets get out of here.
Mary: yeah but their Fair Lawn boys...
Jane:So?
Mary: the chill in the parking lot by cvs!
Jane: ew forget it. lets go to white plains!
Mary:please lets get out of here.
by jursay August 17, 2009
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Fair Lawn is a predominantly white town with a lot of russian jews. Of course there is diversity considering the town is right next to Paterson, but it's filled with white kids saying the n-word, kids riding their bike blasting rap music, and white washed black kids. The Fair Lawn Cutters are pretty bad as well, at least they get an A for effort...actually more like a C.d
Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Fair Lawn
Person 1: Happy Hanukkah!
Person 2: How did you know I was jewish?
Person 2: I'm from Fair Lawn
Person 1: Happy Hanukkah!
Person 2: How did you know I was jewish?
by antanasay iegoday March 11, 2022
Get the Fair Lawn mug.Wow so it's been at least 7 years since the last time this town was defined so let's give a little update on our little town that has not changed too much since the 2000s according to these definitions.
Fair Lawn - A growing New York City suburb in Bergen County, New Jersey. The most miserable place west of Pyongyang. One of the only places in the world with more Jews than Israel. A hub for multiple Dunkin' Donuts, one Panera Bread, and the Promenade, which its definition itself is a place filled with millennial burger joints. While the infrastructure hasn't changed, the pricing of the houses has. Inflation has gotten worse than Leshawna-ball. Yet, due to this town being filled with these spoiled rotten rich kids from nepotism, many cannot help but to sag their pants to their ankles and turn random kids into their Friday night WWE that will be shared on their snap stories regardless of the consequences. In summer Fair Lawnians still go to Memorial Pool in the West and in winter to the TJMS Hills to go sledding. The Spring Fling Fair took away the zipper ride, the last shred of happiness that we can look forward to in the town. Welcome to Fair Lawn. A great place to visit but probably not the best place to live if you value your sanity.
Fair Lawn - A growing New York City suburb in Bergen County, New Jersey. The most miserable place west of Pyongyang. One of the only places in the world with more Jews than Israel. A hub for multiple Dunkin' Donuts, one Panera Bread, and the Promenade, which its definition itself is a place filled with millennial burger joints. While the infrastructure hasn't changed, the pricing of the houses has. Inflation has gotten worse than Leshawna-ball. Yet, due to this town being filled with these spoiled rotten rich kids from nepotism, many cannot help but to sag their pants to their ankles and turn random kids into their Friday night WWE that will be shared on their snap stories regardless of the consequences. In summer Fair Lawnians still go to Memorial Pool in the West and in winter to the TJMS Hills to go sledding. The Spring Fling Fair took away the zipper ride, the last shred of happiness that we can look forward to in the town. Welcome to Fair Lawn. A great place to visit but probably not the best place to live if you value your sanity.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna go to Fair Lawn and get some Panera while going to the Spring Fling Fair?
Person 2: "No, sorry, I'm not inbred and I also value being happy."
Person 2: "No, sorry, I'm not inbred and I also value being happy."
by anonymous March 25, 2026
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