lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015

Lancashire hotpot

This is a noun describing the state of being when a single person is gaped anally and is subsequently filled with the semen from multiple loads/men. Usually a cuck will eat the hotpot after.

Did you hear Max's new girlfriend became a Lancashire hotpot

by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

University of Central Lancashire

If you go to Uclan odds are you fucked up your alevels or you mis-spelt UCLA

person: "I went to the University of Central Lancashire"
Employer: *seen at 20:18*

by BiscuitTin14 May 15, 2018

Lancashire Hotpot

An enema follow up

First I gave her a fresh coffee enema, then stuck my junk in her arse and followed up with a Lancashire Hotpot

by ginks May 11, 2021

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!

by BlameTheJews1488 January 5, 2021

Lancashire Foam Method

When you jerk someone off or engage in penetration using shampoo as as a lubricant

“Yo, do you wanna try the Lancashire Foam method?”

by 67mustard July 21, 2025