A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.
You're such a Lambert!
by CUFC94 October 12, 2011

1. to fail in the most extreme ways
2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."
2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
by Mob Carley November 16, 2009

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by The ErectileProjectile November 15, 2006

a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.
by kelly lauren May 2, 2008

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.
by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009
