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Lambert

A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.
You're such a Lambert!
by CUFC94 October 12, 2011
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Lambert

1. to fail in the most extreme ways

2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."

2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
by Mob Carley November 16, 2009
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Lambert

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.
by blazerxzero June 1, 2009
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Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.
by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010
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Lambert

When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2
he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert
by The ErectileProjectile November 15, 2006
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Lamberted

a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.
scott and josh were so lamberted when they were defeated by lauren and kelly in the war!
by kelly lauren May 2, 2008
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Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.
I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.
by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009
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