Lady Place

That part of a "Lady" which is unique to her gender, where a man would have a "Trouser Wicket".

The girl awoke in the night to discover her "Lady Place" was empty, and turned to her partner to fill it.

by Newsles May 30, 2003

Lady Profeco

The ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won't give you the table you want, when you don't even have a reservation. She will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.

Hostess: Welcome to Maximo Bistrot. We are kind of full today. Do you have a reservation?
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.

by Agallon May 3, 2013

Our Lady Peace

The band that is responsible for the greatest music to ever come out of Canada, headed by the ever so sexy Raine Maida. Hits include Superman's Dead, Starseed, Somewhere Out There, Where Are You, Naveed, Life. Albums include Naveed, Clumsy, Happiness...Is Not A Fish That You Can Catch, Spiritual Machines, Gravity, and Healthy in Paranoid Times. The band's name comes from a 1943 poem by Mark Van Doren.

Dude! I got to touch Raine Maida at the Our Lady Peace concert!

by PlatypusDude July 16, 2008

our lady peace

Very good band. Started way back in '92. Hits include "Naveed", "Starseed", "Superman's Dead", "Clumsy", and many others.

Our Lady Peace kick quite the amount of ass.

by Kamek August 12, 2003

Lady paste

Term used to describe the creamy residue secreted from a female vagina, found on the gentlemans penis after sex.

Ruddy heck, look at all that lady paste on my cock!

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

lady package

A woman's genitalia visible through tight clothing, especially when its bulge resembles that of a penis.

You can see her lady package when she wears those tight yoga pants.

by Ladypackagelover July 8, 2009

Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart

Describes how you feel. When you almost won or got what you wanted but it got taken away from you. Commonly used as dissapointment

Man, I almost got the high score. Damnit, now I feel like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart.

I was supposed to be the Worker of the Month! Now I'm like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart...

by Not a Fan, I'm a Human! October 23, 2018