kraut-mic

A German Irish. One of German and Irish desent.

"Ok, my Kraut-Mic friend,"

by Blake M July 16, 2007

koutaliaphobia

fear of spoon

Me: Hey, can you please pass a spoon for me?
Liam: errrr..
Me: What? it's just a spoon..
Louis: You see lass, Liam here has koutaliaphobia or a fear of spoons
Me: are you kidding me?
Liam: 'fraid not...:(

by Galey101 September 4, 2012

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

anson kraut

Anson Kraut is the sexiest motherfucker created by the god of bitches, (himself), Anson Kraut can hookup with anyone with a glimpse due to the sparkle of his dong. Anson Kraut is also the god of every sport created to man.

“Omg, it’s Anson Kraut, let’s go stroke his massive dong”
“Anson Kraut!!!!, oml my panties are soaked, sheeeeeeeeeshhhhh.

by Daddi Cakes April 14, 2021

Krougar

When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.

I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.

by Koalabiter June 28, 2009

Krotec

The type of guy to tell you about what he does in exclusively terms that someone who does his job should understand, then expects you to be at his skill. All-out attacker, two wing looper, and smasher. Always read the pipette around a Krotec.

My teacher never explains anything. He's a real Krotec.

Next time I don't read the pipette Krotec will fuck me in the ass.

by pingpongplayer69 March 28, 2017

krostinkle

a slanderous little fellow

i;m revenge from krostinkle

by thehurgletguy January 16, 2023