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Getting Krissed

It is like getting rickrolled. They send you a video of the part where Kris Jenner from the Kardashian dances in the song Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge. Sometimes with a text saying "Get krissed". For the people that don't know what's rickrolling, I think it is better for you to understand because getting krissed is very close to rickrolling.
Jeanne: "You guys you need to watch this video, this is the saddest video I have ever watched in my entire life"
Rick: "Ok..."
But Rick doesn't know he is getting krissed. Instead of a sad video, it is kris Jenner dancing to Lady Marmalade.
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Chris is watching Jan's Instagram story, he's fav YouTuber. UH-OH!, Jan says on one of her stories she will stop posting no more videos cause she needs a break from social media. She says that we can swipe up to get to know more about it. Chris swipes but then gets sent into a video WHICH IS KRIS JENNER DANCING TO LADY MARMALADE. Do you imagine getting krissed by your fav YouTuber?
by Hey-ya! June 21, 2022
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Kriss Vector

The sexiest, most beautiful, hot, succulent, amazing, cool firearm to ever touch God's green ass earth
"God I shredded my dick trying to fuck a Kriss Vector"
by Schzercro July 7, 2023
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Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.
The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.
by HobieKopek September 10, 2008
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Kentucky Kriss Kross

A unique game of hopscotch that involves crossing over the state border line repeatedly multiple times in order to win.
man: "Any of yous fellers wanna play a quick game of Kentucky Kriss Kross?"
by Voltzergeist April 30, 2023
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Auntie Kriss-ied

Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed

To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.
She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !

I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.

You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.

I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.
by HappyBirthday26May May 25, 2009
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You just got krissed

Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"
TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*
by by KSNDOOI June 21, 2022
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You just got krissed!

It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”
by DimiSlatina June 20, 2022
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