Kramers Moment

In the 90's a series of Kramer's men's clothing ads were on TV depicting men in a still pose often with a gaze of reflection. The awkwardness of why they were posing like that, seemingly out of the blue became know as a Kramers Moment.

This supersedes the Kramer Moment in relation to the Seinfeld TV Series.

You can preemptively say Kramers moment to get a group of friends to pose like the commercial, or you could find someone already in a pose and ask them if they were having a Kramers moment.

by Wendygal June 14, 2013

kroakers

An extreme spelling of "croakers," which means "people who are dying."

The venue for tonight's show in {retirement destination} is "Kroakers."

by jetcity23 May 16, 2014

Krakensocks

on my way to dip my balls in a freezing cool refreshing stream of liquid in the middle of a moist fog covered forest at the dead of night.

Krakensocks:on my way to dip my balls in a freezing cool refreshing stream of liquid

Pluto:wtf

by Plutouwu January 14, 2022

Kramersicoma

Kramersicoma is a mental disorder associated with beer gutted men within the ages of 4-85

Symptoms include -

Bad sense of humour

Bad cases of diareah
Dislikes the term “work” and uses the term “fucking hell hole” instead.

The growing of a whiskey gut caused by Gretzky whiskey

People will refer to you as a father figure who likes to drink with underage kids
Most people who are diagnosed with KRAMERSICOSIS are given the pronouns (she/her) and have the given name “Derek”

Hey look there’s Derek, he’s drinking Gretzky whiskey with some underage kids while telling bad jokes. I bet later he will have diarrhea coming out like a garden hose. He must have “Kramersicoma”

by Bigboispank February 28, 2022