Kosher Meat

Meat defined as "clean" by Yahweh in the Bible (Deuteronomy 14:3-21).

Peter's vision does NOT deny kosher meats, rather by it Yahweh showed Peter not to call Gentiles "unclean".

by Herbert W. Headstrong June 30, 2009

Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.

Come over here and give me a kooser!

by C.Love January 11, 2008

Kosher Meat Market

A Jewish Meet and Greet Environment... where NJBs look for NJGs.

Hey Mordechai! Let's go to the Kosher Meat Market. There are bound to be some jewcy NJGs there.

by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

kossher

1.a sentence that its purpose is to make people laugh(see ex 1)
2.something that is not true(see ex 2)
3.a sentence that is used to make fun of somebody(see ex 3)

1.Sina is really funny, he says kossher 24/7 non-stop.
2.Sina says he's a college student, but he's saying kossher.
3.Sina is so rude, he keeps saying kossher when somebody is talking.

by Sina August 27, 2004

crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

kosher dill

A man's "reproductive organ" which has been circumcised.

Girl: "Isn't he Jewish?"
Slut: "Yup, and he has a kosher dill."
Girl: "I'm sure you would know that"

by pw5234573457 May 14, 2009

kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018