Konrad

Fastest kid in Manhattan.

Girl: "Psst, look it's Konrad Surkont, I wanna **** him."

by Surkonter December 9, 2012

Konrad

Really intelligent, charming stoner

Man I wish I was Konrad he gets all the girls

by 69420•()• February 11, 2019

Konrad

Massive horse cock attracts all the female pussy

damn I want to be like konrad but the massive horse cock is too much for me to handle

by shshdhdhdhd November 23, 2021

Konrad

Communist

Konrad is a communist

by notacommunistnamedkonrad November 15, 2019

Konrad

Konrad is a carrot top, he is a weird guy that talks about soccer 24/7. His hair looks kind of weird but we're here for it. For short people call him Bib Master G.

Konrad is a boy

by bibmaster March 18, 2019

Konradding

when a person has sexual relations with his/her friends current girlfriend or ex and lies to his friend even when confronted. Soon after you find out they are now dating.

Are you konradding my bitch?

Konradding Jessica would be messed up.

by Doc McJohnson July 9, 2010

Konrad

A name for someone who enjoys staring at children in the park and probably has a few in his basement.

Guy 1: Oh no it is Konrad!

Guy 2: Come on not again...

Guy 3: Just go Konrad.

Konrad: Damn, well at least I was able to capture two children today.

by YeetedMeat March 26, 2019