Definitions by BigDickSteele

Konrad

A dude that lives inside a "supposedly" $1 Million dollar house, and his own father works at a car wash, and Konrad has a 25 inch chose.

"Konrad, your getting me hard, I bet your got a 25 incher."

"A person who has a fat chode and gets massive head from his own father that works at a car wash."

"Konrad, you looking kinda sexy. You making me hard (◠‿◕)