A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.
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Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.
1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.
2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
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