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I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."
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a union (alliance of clans) on Runescape.
the name means rebirth and destiny and the union was founded by King aladdin and jarobal1305. Abreviation that is used for the union is PKU.
SPW (Sacred Phoenix Warriors) is the warring list that was made for union wars and now also entered the jcup.
the name means rebirth and destiny and the union was founded by King aladdin and jarobal1305. Abreviation that is used for the union is PKU.
SPW (Sacred Phoenix Warriors) is the warring list that was made for union wars and now also entered the jcup.
by jarobal1305 July 7, 2010
Get the Phoenix Kismet mug.A union (alliance of clans) on runescape which also is referred to as PKU. It was founded in october 2008 by King Aladdin and Jarobal1305
The name stands for rebirth and destiny.
The union entered the Jagex cup 2010 with the runehead list SPW "Sacred Phoenix Warriors".
The name stands for rebirth and destiny.
The union entered the Jagex cup 2010 with the runehead list SPW "Sacred Phoenix Warriors".
clanleader a : "I'm looking for a union but i cann't decide"
clanleader b: "you should take a look at Phoenix Kismet, looks like they might be the right one for you"
clanleader b: "you should take a look at Phoenix Kismet, looks like they might be the right one for you"
by jarobal1305 July 8, 2010
Get the Phoenix Kismet mug.A whore woman of whom will always believe it’s ‘fate’ that she met you. Has had at least 30 sexual partners due to this logic.
“I just slept with a girl last night bro, she was really hot! I honestly think it’s fate that we met last night.”
“Did she tell you that”
“Yeah”
“Damn bro, she just sounds like a Dirty Kismet. You should probably get yourself an STD test.”
“Did she tell you that”
“Yeah”
“Damn bro, she just sounds like a Dirty Kismet. You should probably get yourself an STD test.”
by RegularSexHaver September 2, 2021
Get the Dirty Kismet mug.This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on
Antithesis: Matesprit
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on
Antithesis: Matesprit
A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.
by Flarga September 2, 2013
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A (healthy) kismesissitude is a fully consensual, well grounded, romantic relationship; but it equally compromises the emotions of love and hate.
The feelings of hate spring from a need and compelling desire to rival the other person, to try and have a sort of healthy competition through them without life that will build both of you up and strengthen you both.
Not everyone you hate or dislike is your kismesis. Feelings like this should be carefully examined and meditated upon. A kismesis is not just merely someone you hate, it is your hate soulmate. A kismesissitude isn't purely hate, as that would be REALLY fucking unhealthy for any relationship. There is an aspect, a very strong one, of love and gentleness involved too. When not bickering or trying to toughen each other up, kismesis pairs genuinely care for each other. Healthy couples will try to strengthen and give the other attention and acceptance, building each other up.
Often, kismesissitudes have a sexual element to them. On the other hand, the sexual aspect doesn't have to exist at all - just as with any relationship. There are also your more romantic moments with your kismesis. But, these tender moments aren't as common as they are in romantic relationships, or it wouldn't be a kismesissitude. The sparing amount of these moments is what makes the couple greatly appreciate and value them more.
A (healthy) kismesissitude is a fully consensual, well grounded, romantic relationship; but it equally compromises the emotions of love and hate.
The feelings of hate spring from a need and compelling desire to rival the other person, to try and have a sort of healthy competition through them without life that will build both of you up and strengthen you both.
Not everyone you hate or dislike is your kismesis. Feelings like this should be carefully examined and meditated upon. A kismesis is not just merely someone you hate, it is your hate soulmate. A kismesissitude isn't purely hate, as that would be REALLY fucking unhealthy for any relationship. There is an aspect, a very strong one, of love and gentleness involved too. When not bickering or trying to toughen each other up, kismesis pairs genuinely care for each other. Healthy couples will try to strengthen and give the other attention and acceptance, building each other up.
Often, kismesissitudes have a sexual element to them. On the other hand, the sexual aspect doesn't have to exist at all - just as with any relationship. There are also your more romantic moments with your kismesis. But, these tender moments aren't as common as they are in romantic relationships, or it wouldn't be a kismesissitude. The sparing amount of these moments is what makes the couple greatly appreciate and value them more.
by LemonadeRaid March 19, 2017
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