by HoneybadgerBond June 19, 2015

You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.
by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.
by JG boss February 10, 2012

by C-dogg1972 May 15, 2008

The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.
Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.
by Snowpiercer January 16, 2016

by MORTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYY March 14, 2016

by the only not narcissistic girl December 31, 2015
