A kick in the nuts

When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.
A kick in the nuts happens to every guy least once.
by Zman36000 November 15, 2010
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you recive the kick in the nuts and you would first say OWWWWW, then kick her in the ovaries.
by Taylor Schroeder September 18, 2006
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She tried to kick me in the nuts for no reason so i kicked her in her vagina, then she cried, then I laughed.
by X December 17, 2003
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Kick In The nuts

an assault against the male genitalia that women usually uses to defend themselves against rapist, sex offenders, or to take an ex boyfriend down. It usually wounds they opponent for a good 30 minutes if you get it right. The opponent can act quick right after though so be aware the adrenaline usually works for 5 seconds then they'll have to sit down to take deep breathes.
Kick In The nuts OWW!!!
by Phizzzzy April 21, 2010
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What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.
You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".
by Green Eyed Susan September 29, 2006
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Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/
Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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What we girls do to guys: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make his voice sound higher or 4 for fun Ha Ha
To escape his grasp she gave him a sharp kick in the nuts.
Are you going to remove your hand from my breast or must I give you a swift kick in the nuts.
Did you hear how high his voice was after she gave him that kick in the nuts.
Guys eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the nuts...Ha Ha
by Julie S July 30, 2004
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