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my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy
John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022
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John Key

New Zealand rhyming slang for Donkey Punch, similar to the Wolf Bag technique and named after the Prime Minister who won the country's trust through his seeming mild-mannered ineptness, allowing him to take them from behind and smack them in the head. Typically, only the person delivering a John Key benefits, while the person receiving a John Key suffers immensely and risks permanent brain drain. It is the sly con and false pretenses of a John Key that distinguishes it from a standard Donkey Punch or Wolf Bag.
New Zealand was so loose, even John Key barely got a reaction from them.
by Red Hood November 29, 2012
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John Key

1. Prime Minister of New Zealand

2. The last fart before a shit
I better go take a dump, I just had a meeting with John Key
by odinn svenson October 8, 2015
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Keyjones

/keeˈhoʊneɪz// Mutation of the words 'cojones' and keyboard, keyjones denotes courage only over the internet and their true identity safely behind a computer screen.. Someone with keyjones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over IM, email, WoW etc. etc. Similar to keyboard warrior
Keyjone231: I'm coming to kill you

Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.
by DunxTheCan October 15, 2009
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Keyjuan

1. the ultimate man

2. keyjuan in ancient Fiji means "Magic Penis"

3. The only man that has bitches
The sex was so good it's like he had a keyjuan
by Dogsbody123 November 15, 2016
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