A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.
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Get the KERRANG mug.A kick ass magazine that promotes different types of rock music. There is also Kerrang! radio and a Kerrang music channel on sky.
CoolKid: Did you hear about that new band?
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.
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Get the kerrang mug.a magazine which is the self proclaimed authority on "rock". The content is awful, pop bands with guitars, once upon atime they had rock bands with guitars before they sold out. Expect seveare critisim if your band doesnt begin with 'the', your not absolute posers and you dont have a drummer that is incabable of speeds past 40bpm.
by KingSamuel May 4, 2004
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It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...
It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...
Oh my god, did you just hear what they played on kerrang? I hope it wasn;t busted, or i'll kick their asses...
by theuniqueme February 16, 2005
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Buy Kerrang if you're thirteen.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
by PUNX September 19, 2005
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