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Kemp

When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!
by Deedee2233 December 20, 2013
mugGet the Kempmug.

Kemp

"Finish the work man, You're kemping it so hard"
by Scot Zidane April 4, 2008
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KEMP

A coagulation or Buildup of vaginal fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s penis and balls.
I was fucking becky so long I had a significant amount of kemp on my nuts after we were done.
by greenMarine July 20, 2012
mugGet the KEMPmug.

Kemp

To cheat or steal
Did you hear what happened in Georgia during the 2018 election? The guy in charge of running the election kemped it and declared himself governor!
by nomoranao November 7, 2018
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Kemp

A prolapsing hemorrhoid that blocks a bowel movement.
I’m so backed up. Every morning I just end up Kemping. At this point, I’m worried about sepsis.
by laTrell November 6, 2018
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Kemp

The action of kemping or kemped something up is when you do something so uncoordinated that it physically hurts everyone around you.
Example;
“Hey I heard that you’re talking to that girl, how is it going?”
Not good man, I kemped up HARD”
“Oh what happened?”
“I asked her out and it turns out she was a lesbian”
“Oh fuck, you kemped up HARD”
by Our Dishwashers November 6, 2019
mugGet the Kempmug.

Kemp

A tall and skinny redneck inbred who loves to play football.
That guy is really good at football he looks like a kemp.
by HelloImBillyBob May 13, 2019
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