Kelda

Beautiful like the fictional character Kelda in the comic book, Thor published by Marvel Comics. It’s actually an old Norse name which is very uncommon and means “spring fountain”. Kelda’s are smart and athletic and love being outdoors. They are always good at motor sports such as snow-cross, drag racing and motocross. Many Keldas are particularly talented for example at singing or drag racing snowmobiles, etc. They also do not typically agree with feminists. Kelda’s make good girlfriends and if you come across one grab her because you probably will never see another. They like to be friends with badass mother fuckers.

"Wow there's a Kelda."

by mx1018 April 11, 2012

kekma.net

Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!

Reddit post: come to kekma.net today! The no-cuck Reddit replacement!
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)

by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021

keimar

He is the best person to come into your life. He comes off timid at first, but when you get to know him a little more he opens up to you. He is very funny and jokes around way too much but in the end he’ll make you laugh when you’re having the worst day. Once he shows love for you, that love is forever and will continue to love you. He is sweet and caring. He’ll rarely get mad but when he does it isn’t the end of the world. Simply talk it out with him and everything should work out. If you ever meet a Keimar, you are very lucky and should treasure their heart. Their soul is pure and should be protected at all costs.

Keimar is sweet

by maazikeen January 13, 2020

Kela

origin: assamese. language.(india)..a multipurpose word that can be used to express ones feelings of different sort...in different moments..to increase the gravity of the situation

anger..what would u do kela, kela...u bitch
exclaimation..oye kela!!
Fear..what will i do now kela..
love. n emotioms..i love you kela,you are my best friend kela
sadness..i failed kela

by assamese_punk September 14, 2010

Kelani

the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.

Kelani gots dem niggas draggin.
Dang, you the next Kelani with that jumper!

by phat b March 3, 2011

kekma.ga

DON’T go to this website if you’re epileptic or easily disturbed. It shows a gory flashing GIF of a dog being skinned and a video of a guy shoving a screw up his dick, all while the “worlds loudest orgasm” meme audio plays. It’s mainly used as a bait-and-switch shock website.

I went on kekma.ga last night. I was traumatized

by nlolhere July 20, 2020

kekmastersour

A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.

PersonA: Its a KekmasterSour!
PersonB: Wow he's such a kool kid

by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017