Kelis

Kelis is a very beautiful girl, she is smart, funny, and loyal, she has a fairamount of friends. She doesn't take shit from nobody, and she handles her own.

I could use a Kelis right about now!

by firekidlis June 5, 2018

Kerisa

She is amazing person. Her very fibers exude awesomeness and intelligence. She is hotter than a nevada in the middle of summer:) she has an amazing personality:) she's actually quite legendary. She's so cool that she could put an end to global warming :) Kerisa born a legend and will die a legend:) be jealous guys :)

OMW, Kerisa is soooo cool I want to be just like her :)

by awesomeness 96 August 24, 2011

kelisha

An angel from heaven sent to bless the life of any man who is lucky enough to win her heart. Pleasant motivator that can and will make your life better. A partner in life that will not let you down. Don't get her mad, for hell hath no fury like this woman's scorn.

I got a date with Kelisha, my future is looking brighter already.

by intelligent hudlum January 3, 2020

Kelis

No one knows how to pronounce her name

Some uneducated swine: Kaleys is that how you pronounce your name?
Me: no it’s Kelis

by Kelis🥵 November 10, 2018

Kelsang

ultra cool and dank person.

Kelsang is ultra dank.

by Herro Herro February 16, 2017

Keliann

Keliann is a beautiful girl who is funny and outgoing. Keliann always wants to have fun. She may not be mature but she is fun to hang out with. Keliann has the most beautiful hair and eyes. She likes to stop and smell the roses. She has a great sense of humor and likes going out with friends. Kelianns are always huge animal lovers and try to help the environment as much as they can. Kelianns always make great friends and are good listeners. If you meet a girl named Keliann, shes for sure a keeper.

Keliann is my favorite person to hangout with! Shes so fun!

by Jeanpriest October 16, 2012

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018