stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015

cougar keg stand

A cougar in the hortizontal position recieveing boxed wine wine from the spout.

Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!

by okhlywd December 25, 2009

reversed keg stand

You hold the keg over your head and drink from it

Man that guy did an awesome reversed keg stand... oh.. he dropped it on him.. thats going to hurt in the morning

by wegener March 7, 2007

Keg Stand

A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.

She isn't much of a beer drinker, but she can do a mean keg stand if you know what I mean.

by Jason and Jenn September 8, 2011

Keg Stand

verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh

How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.

by Adriana Carolina January 8, 2007

keg stand

The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.

See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.

by 3B October 26, 2007

Keg Season

"Keg season" or otherwise known as "Rona season" is a 6 month glory period starting from march break ending around mid august, Keg Season consists of Sending constant sending such as Drinking, fucking, burning shit,breaking shit all with the boys not giving a fuck about consequences

Brice: "yo! throw that molotov cocktail at that preschool"...Justin: "nah man theres cameras" Brice: "Fuck it its keg season" *Justin proceeds to chuck molotov at preschool*

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 17, 2019