keaton

adj., Of or pertaining to that which is considered excellent. Derived from the last name of the well known actor Michael Keaton (Multiplicity, Batman). See also swayze.

"I had a good time at the party last night, bro."
"Yeah, it was pretty keaton."

keaton by nizzlepie July 21, 2008

Keaton

An Asian white boy who thinks he’s good at basketball

Wow Keaton is veryyy good at ping pong.

Keaton by Wow ima pig February 21, 2019

Keaton

An awesome guy who usually has brown hair and gets all the girls. Everyone likes him and he has a red Ferarri.

"I have a Keaton!"

Keaton by iekdkdjdjsjjsjdjxnxnxxn November 6, 2014

keaton

a really tall dude who leads girls on ... alot.

maddie: dude, look at him. he is such a keaton
alexis: i know. he does that all of the time.

keaton by hayley willis December 3, 2006

Keaton

Keaton is a short guy but usually grows in the summer time🙃he have all the hoes but he don’t like hoes he just won’t a girlfriend❤️He also can play basketball very well

“I wanna be on Keaton’s team’’

Keaton by Harold the dictionary guy March 11, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is both a guy and a girls name, if a guy has the name he is very unique. He has stunning blue eyes and the sweetest smile. His personality is the definition of perfect so people often fall in love with him. The fact that he doesn’t want to break anyone he hides that person he holds inside and shows a piece of shit that he acts like, only his true friends get to see the real him. He has most likely had a rough past and only tells the people who he trusts. Once he hate you, he HATES you and holds a grudge against you for years then he finally gets over it but by then you wouldn’t be in contact anymore. So if you want him.. become good friends with him and support him no matter what.

1. Hey why do you like Keaton?

2. His personality is perfect.

1. What are you talking about, he’s a motherfucker!

2. On the inside, no he’s not.

1. Then why does he never show it?

2. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone.

1. But you fell for him.

2. That’s because he was my best friend.

Keaton by The_Failure October 20, 2019

Keaton

Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿

Her: Omg is that spider man?
Him: No thats just Keaton

Keaton by Batman ❤️ June 11, 2023