A fuckboy who likes to always talk about other girls who got rid of them even though they never talk. A karsten kaminski will often never close his mouth and badmouth girls but constantly ask about them.

Wow he is such a karsten kaminski, I’m pretty sure he’s spent the whole English class talking about her

Karsten kaminski by Your absolute mom November 21, 2019

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Karsten Paulsen

A Karsten Paulsen is a very smart person but one that often disappears suddenly from parties or other social gatherings. He has mastered the techniques of Houdini.

Man: “Hey guys, have you seen Karsten Paulsen?”
Other man: “No he pulled a Houdini…”

Karsten Paulsen by Catlover-1 November 23, 2021

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Karsten Obarski

Karsten Obarski (handle Obi) was a German composer at reLINE Software, a video game development company. Karsten is most famous for writing the first tracker for the Amiga, the Ultimate Soundtracker. Later famous trackers such as ProTracker are based on Ultimate Soundtracker's interface and file format. Soundtracker is a piece of software that allowed for four-channel hardware mixing on all Amiga computers.

Joe: I wonder who's the creator of the first tracker for the Amiga?
I don't want to give this person a name: It's the Ultimate soundtracker by Karsten Obarski
Joe: Okay

Karsten Obarski by 933 August 14, 2025

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The Karsten

A form of masturbation where as soon as you cum you catch every single bit in the air with your other hand.

"Aww man my hand is nasty, I did the Karsten a couple of minutes ago."

The Karsten by Lea Andries November 29, 2019

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