Kangaroo

A giant rabbit that can kick your ass.

Hey bro watch out for that Kangaroo, he is wearing boxing gloves.

by steezlawhd December 16, 2011

No Kangaroo

Meaning: No can do.

Person 1: Hey can you help me with this paperwork?
Person 2: No Kangaroo!

Refer to Tate.

the most ballin mutherfucker ever
Person 1: That guy is so fuckin awesome.
Person 2: Yeah I know. He's a tate.

by Kangawhoo May 4, 2011

kangaroo

A person who cares for children (in Spain).

Do you know why there are so many kangaroos in Australia?
Because the parents are always going out partying.

by Manolo_in_Zaragoza October 28, 2011

Kangaroo

Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.

Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.

Albert, you're such a kangaroo!

by beerisliquidbread March 5, 2011

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

by Rumpus February 18, 2004

kangaroo

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.

" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."

by jo mama October 3, 2004

kangaroo

The offspring of a donkey and rabbit.

"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer

by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008