kaleidoscope hoe

When a Hoe from the corner is involved in a lucrative deal where you and your boys partake in a series of ass knocking inevitably leaving the bitch in a triangle formation known as the Bermuda ass angle then disappearing on that hoe back to the Miami Zoe hood.

Damn we need to hit the corner and get us a kaleidoscope hoe and then disappear on that bitch like the Bermuda ass angle .

by King Smidi August 26, 2017

kaleidoscope eyes

The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.

"Did you see *blank*?"
"Ya, he's got kaleidoscope eyes!"

by gag97 June 23, 2014

kaleiokalani

hawaiian for the flowers of heaven.

nikita kaleiokalani

by twilightdreamer June 5, 2009

carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

kaliedoscopin

the term refered to an extremely drunk guy looking at a very unattractive girl, and getting the impression of her being very attractive due to the alcohol, sort of like looking through a kaleidoscope.

Joe: A check out that dude over there talking to that huge whale at the bar
Shmoe: yea he's been kaliedoscopin her all night, he needs to lay of the alcohol

by Mongooseboy000 March 18, 2009

Kaleidocock

A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.

John: Frank is such a cock.

Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.

John: No, he's a kaleidocock.

by Napoleon Dizzle October 6, 2008

Kaleidoscoping

Having sex while on Ambien. The haziness of the narcotic creates an ephemeral experience during sex.

Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel loved Kaleidoscoping: Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien — you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'" That's Kaleidoschoping.

by Friend of hungo gloots November 19, 2010