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Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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Kajal

She's beautiful and sweet.
She's such a gorgeous person by heart.
She is truly a rare mix of beauty with brain. She is once in lifetime kind girl.
Kajal is intelligent and pretty.
by Arbaj May 12, 2019
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kasa

When you want to have a full time job but don't like working full time hours so you dump one day a week always on a Monday or a Friday!
My buddy is in town on Friday so I'm going have to pull a kasa !
by Bigrow May 15, 2016
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kansas city shuffle

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016
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Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
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Kajaje

The best wow playing character in the world untill he joined aliance and litterally hung himself with his own intenstines.
1 person: oh hey have you seen kajaje lately?
2 person: no man... he joined alliance.
by kajajesucks January 12, 2012
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Kaja

If you ever come across a Kaja, NEVER let her go. Kajas may seem uniniterested sometimes, but they're probably just busy. If you date a Kaja, you are the luckiest guy in the world. She tends to be confident, flirty, funny, and a good listeners. Kajas are good for deep conversations too, but you have to talk to them at night. Kajas can also be badass and badgirls here and there (fe. like smoking ciggarettes or weed, doing drugs, and other illegal things). Overall, go for it, ydk when the next Kaja is gonna appear in your life!
Boy 1: omg that chick is totally a Kaja!

Boy 2: yeah that dude is lucky af.
by idontwannabeyou August 23, 2020
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