Jum

Jum refers to the front counter bitch of any RETAIL job, typically has blonde hair w/ Black eyebrows

So you're the JUM today?

by Jum-Isaac September 28, 2015

Jum

Jim + Dumb .... Usually referring to a boss named Jim who believes all other humans are the gum on the bottom of his shoe.

Jum Fucked up the paperwork again! He had the nerve to tell the client it was me.

by JumHater November 13, 2019

jums

When your testicles are very itchy and you must beat it with a hammer to resolve the itchiness.

"What the hell are you doing Jordan" "I'm beating my testicles with a hammer, because i have the jums!"

by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019

tuddy jum jums

getting pussy, fucking a girl

im tryna get some tuddy jum jums tonight. xan gets no tuddy jum jums

by friz the kid June 30, 2010

Jum

An urban handshake but the two persons don't shake hands,they just touch fist as a way of showing respect.This was originally originated from the island of Saint Lucia.

John meets Max,they jum each other and then starts a conversation or continue walking.

by Pexx December 18, 2012

JUMS

Joint Unit Systems Management.
in army jrotc that's were we put our uniforms and what ever we have in supply. it sucks and crashes all the time and we have to bring in all our stuff all the time because they have to reenter it into the system. and it sucks alot idk if other branches of jrotc have it.

CPT. hey msgt can u put this in JUMS for me?
MSGT. ugggg i already did
CPT. well it aint here
MSGT. grrrrr it must have crashed again

by im in army jrotc April 16, 2014

Jums

Another name for breasts.

That chick has some big ass Jums.

by Shod 357 July 3, 2009