san juana

San juana is a really pretty girl . She is short and a great dancer . San Juana is smart and not afraid to speak her mind . You are really lucky to have as a friend or best friend . Or even as a girlfriend.

Random girl : Look a san Juana shes so beautiful I wish was like her .

by Heyyyyyy ):( October 27, 2019

ta-juana

Goddess of beauty. A gorgeous light skinned, African American woman with locs of love. Unicorn like. If found, your life can be ruined or be a dream come true. She ain't a killer but don't push her.

Ta-juana deserves the world

Ta-juana killed my brother

OMG Ta-juana is the most genuine, sincere, and kindhearted beauty I've ever met!

by T adfsdf adfsdsfadfdsf July 16, 2017

Mara-ji-juana

1. a mentally retarded term and/or name for Marijuana.
2. Another name for the great God gift that only idiots use
3. Another name for a plant that people in the world loves

Marquasha: why do smoke that?

Chris: Smoke what?

Marquasha: Mara-Ji-Juana

Chris: WTF, it's called Marijuana, not Mara-Ji-Juana *cough*retart*cough*

by HellRaiser305 June 14, 2010

Super 'Juana Galaxy

Getting Stoned to the fullest extent and pretending you
are in Super Mario Galaxy,and not remembering anything after.

Guy:Did you get Super 'Juana Galaxy'd?

Dude:Yeah,I just boned the princess.

Guy:No wonder I saw you bonin your frog.

by Joe07 August 17, 2009

Tia Juana Toothpaste

A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.

Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?

by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011

ni Chana ni Juana

In Spanish, not one nor the other.

Busqué un novio alto y guapo, pero no encontré ni Chana ni Juana.

I searched for a tall and handsome boyfriend, but found neither tall nor handsome ones.

by CarlotaMariposa October 24, 2009

juana

Juana is an ugly Hispanic girl. who doesn't take showers and smells like pee.

omg Juana stinks like pee

by Travispattyswag September 15, 2020