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Jovan

me:
jovan:
me: h-
jovan: in case you forgot im gay
by theknowerofthings August 8, 2018
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Jovan

To be late for something all of the time, or generally not paying attention. Also someone who keeps everyone waiting and not caring about it.
Oh he’s doing a Jovan again !!!
by TheBigDog123 June 1, 2020
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JOVAN

A derogatory term used to insult a Russian communist dedicated to excessive exercise.
"Dammit Greg. Stop being a fricking Jovan. You gotta come hang with us."
"That guy is such a Jovan."
by The White Splasher June 5, 2018
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Jovan

A slang for a gay man , who has a small penis
Man that guy was such a jovan
by bulevard September 9, 2018
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Jovan

The man, The legend, This brave soldier was defeated in combat, The legend goes A man with beautiful and pleasing to look at eyes named Jovan and a vastly horrid to look at beastly figure named tabitha, this man had his soul sucked out of him by the clutch of the devil, she gripped firmly onto his reproductive organ and yanked forcefully, it had begun, yet it had not ended, his life was visibly torn violently from his pale, slim yet muscular corpse, the Malevolent witch had stuck fear into any man that dared to cross paths with her, fortunatly this act was caught and brought the demon to justice, may our fallen soldier live within our hearts.
Jovan is gone
by Your Local Storyteller March 22, 2019
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Jovan

Hot dude who all women fall for. Hes great in bed too.
Omg have you seen Jovan he’s so hot
by Pussyeaternheadreceiver January 3, 2022
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Jovan

Jovan likes to fight. He is always laughing and calling people dizzy. Jovan is a real character. Jovan likes to talk about nonsense.
Guy1: Did you see jovan?
Guy2: yeah he tried to fight me today.
by E.H-_- August 31, 2018
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