by Daryl Curtis April 30, 2003
Get the jostle queenmug. A sexual act. A Chicago Cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
by Eldon Stump August 30, 2008
Get the chicago cross-jostlemug. some kind of specialized fuck technique that takes actual skill and practice to achieve. Is especially pleasurable for the ladies. Named after the town where it was developed among the black community.
"Dwayne been practisin' by hisself for three weeks, and he still kicks his own damn ass when he tries to put the chicago cross-jostle on his sister!"
by Clean Sanchez June 25, 2003
Get the chicago cross-jostlemug. Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.
When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.
by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003
Get the low-maintenance jostlemug. by The Doh Man August 20, 2016
Get the Jostle her innardsmug. Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.
by Aashe October 5, 2017
Get the Jostle my satchelmug. 