Josie

The funniest, cutest, smartest girl I know. She is the best girlfriend I've ever had. When I am feeling sad or depressed I just think of her face. Josie if very smart and athletic and you can rely on her to be an awesome friend. She has some awesome jokes and her laugh is beautiful. All you need to do to feel like the luckiest person in the world is to look straight into her beautiful eyes. She has the most beautiful smile and the most beautiful personality in the world. I'm just so lucky to have her in my life.

If you ever meet Josie you will be so happy.

beautiful awesome cute athletic josie

by Avery0103 minecraft master January 17, 2013

Josie

Josie is the most beautiful, smart, funny caring, loving, girl ever. Youd be lucky to find yourself a josie! Josie also makes a great girlfriend! She is loyal and caring and will give her as much of herself as you give to her. Josie can find fun anywhere from a party to snuggling up to a good book. Which brings in her knowledge, she is crazzyyy smart! She has many friends at school and loves helping others. If you need help josie will be there! Josie is beautiful and she doesnt know it. Sadly josie focusus on her flaws rather her many beauties. Josie has a great sence of humor she loves laughing and making people laugh! If you get yourself a josie, three words, DONT LOOSE HER if you do your letting go of the best girl ever!

Boy 1: Dude shes so hot and funny

Boy 2: yea shes defetely a josie

Boy 1: wait just cause shes hot and funny doesnt automatically make her a....

Boy 2: shush shes a josie... now dont question my knowledge adam

by Randomwriter122 November 25, 2018

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Grandma Josie

To wack someone (preferably your grown child) with a large spoon or any other kitchen appliance.

I will go Grandma Josie on your ass!!!

by Michael Antionette September 26, 2010

Josie

Josie is a well mannered outgoing person. While she lets you know a lot about her life, she tends to keep emotional conflicts to herself. She wears her heart on her sleeve and will take a bullet for you. That being said, she makes one of the worst enemies. She is very passive aggressive and somewhat petty in her attacks. She is good at bottling things up though, so tiny things may tip her over the edge if she’s had a shit day. Josie very easily falls in and out of crushes, so she never speaks about them since they go so fast. She is quite bad at hiding affection for someone though. She cares a lot about self image and is easily peer pressured into doing things.

As far as physical things, Josie is usually so depressed that she doesn’t realize how beautiful she actually is. Usually having long copper or brown hair and multi colored eyes. She likes showing off her body, but is not doing it out of wanting a man, but out of confidence and making others envy her. In summary, Josie is a pretty well rounded person, and some one most would want to be friends with

Josie is a pretty cool person

by Veryniceusername October 13, 2018

Joline

Joline is a ridiculously good looking girl. Who basically can have any man she wants!

Look that babe is a totally Joline. I bet you nobody can get that girl!

by Mowgli_14 October 14, 2011

Josiel

1. Of or relating to, absoulte badassness. Very unique, one of a kind, and does not come across often. Greatness. Attributed with amazing looks and physical features.

2. also a Brazilian soccer player, Josiel de Rocha

a: "dang that guys just like Josiel"
b: "for real? he must be awesome"

by classsic July 28, 2010