(๐ฏ.) one who loves kim namjoon, a namjoon-lover. someone who finds joy and peace of mind with namjoon.
-๐ฝ๐ต๐ถ๐น๐ฒ (๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ช๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ท๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".
comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
-๐ฝ๐ต๐ถ๐น๐ฒ (๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ช๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ท๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".
comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).
by joonizzle August 23, 2019
Get the jooniophile mug.1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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Get the joosin' mug.A guy who thinks he's green, but really he's mustard color.
Alternatively, the term has been used to refer to a "dude" as well.
Alternatively, the term has been used to refer to a "dude" as well.
by ValNoble July 3, 2021
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He sticks up for his friends, makes everyone feel welcome, and overall, is a very loyal guy.
Always has a witty response to a comment that can make everyone laugh. He rarely does his homework, but always manages to get A's because he is just cool like that.
Whenever something awesome happens to you, it's because Jophiel made it happen.
He sticks up for his friends, makes everyone feel welcome, and overall, is a very loyal guy.
Always has a witty response to a comment that can make everyone laugh. He rarely does his homework, but always manages to get A's because he is just cool like that.
Whenever something awesome happens to you, it's because Jophiel made it happen.
Teacher: "Introduce yourself to the class."
Jophiel: "I'm in a band and I like the movie Pineapple Express."
Obnoxious Student: "WOW YOU'RE IN A BAND, WHAT DO YOU PLAY??!1!1!"
*moment of silence*
Jophiel: "Music."
*class bursts into laughter*
Jophiel: "I'm in a band and I like the movie Pineapple Express."
Obnoxious Student: "WOW YOU'RE IN A BAND, WHAT DO YOU PLAY??!1!1!"
*moment of silence*
Jophiel: "Music."
*class bursts into laughter*
by Mimi~ September 22, 2012
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Jophie is the cutest ship.
Jentzen: Sophie I love you and your cute and amazing
Sophie: where is jentzen??
Jentzen: Sophie I love you and your cute and amazing
Sophie: where is jentzen??
by Jophieforeva June 1, 2020
Get the Jophie mug.Jophie is the ship name of a cute couple also know as Jentzen Ramirez and Sophie Fergi they are very cute together and they kiss alot and they are my favorite ship on Earth๐ check out sophie and jentzen's YouTube channel at: Sophie Fergi. and at: Jentzen Ramirez
Other jophie fans: jophie is the best couple in the squad!
Sophie and Jentzen: thank you so much ๐
Sophie and Jentzen: thank you so much ๐
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