Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

by Jessikah June 23, 2021

Jonker

Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.

You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!

by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Jonkeroo

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.

Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.

by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005

Jonkers

An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.

She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.

by BiggMan0nCampus March 17, 2015

Jonker

A very stuck up teacher.

That Teacher is Such a Jonker!

by TyphoonOfNoise June 20, 2016