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Joliet, Illinois

A suburb of Chicago located about 30 miles south of the city. Mostly known for its prisons, even though the main prison is now closed, and Statesville is in Crest Hill. Known mostly as a ghetto town, but that is mostly downtown and the east side. The west side is where mostly white middle class people live, and a couple of black people. But vandalism can be an occasional issue on the west side (Mostly cars being egged). East side is mostly Mexicans and blacks. All in all, Joliet is your typical city with areas that are better than others. The far west side of the city is often confused as the neighboring village of Plainfield.
Person 1- Your moving to Joliet, Illinois? That's such a ghetto!
Person two- Actually, I'm moving to the west side, which is far much nicer than the east side, also known as the ghetto.
Person 1- Oh...
by J-Townwestsider June 9, 2011
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Joliet Girled

The act of ejaculating onto another person when they are not expecting it. This included random acts of ejaculating on unsuspecting victims.
I joliet girled all over this nigga's leg.
by ck413 May 23, 2007
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Joliet, Illinois

Joliet is a ghetto town, but only on the east side. the west side is mainly middle class, and some upperclass. it is well know for many state titles from the area Catholic high school, Joliet Catholic Academy, also known as JCA, with 13 state football titles and 9 volleyball titles. Although most of Joliet is shitty and ghetto, the people there love it and tolerate the gangsters. (:
Joliet, Illinois, is home to Joliet Catholic Academy, which is a great high school.
by jtowngirl April 20, 2011
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Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA
by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018
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joliet ball wash

getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt
chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash
by Back Door December 7, 2006
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the joliet

Used to name the town of Joliet,IL.Prounounced "The Joliet"like toliet.Also known as shithole-liet
Person 1: Hey,you wanna come to a friends house?
Person 2: OK,where do they live?I'll meet you.
Person 1: They live in Joliet,IL.
Person 2:Urghhh...I am NOT going to The Joliet,thanks!
by kasieksp July 30, 2008
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