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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or Jojo, is a hellish landscape of a series that consumes the innocent souls bound to walk this earth. The inescapable voice of a sweaty, greasy Jojo fan, sitting in his basement. His room illuminated by a lamp on his desk, he takes a deep breath and a dorito as he move his microphone to his mouth. "Is that a Jojo reference?" He whispers in his raspy voice. You reach for your gun, crying as you realize all hope is lost.
"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!??!?!?"
- an average Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fan

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is an anime. If it is your favorite anime, you are a homosexuals. If you are a male you probably kiss your homies and you may even be a twink, its okay. If you don't like being homosexual, watch Cowboy Bebop. If you watch both you're most likely considered bisexual or pan or you are adequately not straight nor gay. It's okay to deny that you are
Person: What's your favorite anime?
John: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, you?
Person: Cowboy Bebop
John: oh you're hetero that's tough
Person: oh your a homosexual that's tough

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

Guy 1 : Bro I love JoJo's Bizarre Adventure!

Guy 2 : Me too! Wanna make out!
Guy 3 : this some gay shit

Jojo's bizarre adventure 

Some weeb:Just watched the latest jojo's bizarre adventure
Me: oh so you watch the latest episode of the popular show for weebs?

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

A wholesome memeish anime that's about a guy with a nickname of "Jojo" going around and killing Vampires, people, fictional creatures. But usually be an origin of a fucking normie that only talks about Jojokes all day.
A: Hey, what have you been doing?
B: I've been watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
A: What's that?
B: RODA ROLLA DA, ZA WARUDO, WRYYYYYYYYYYY, MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
A: Kill me please.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.