Jobe 

He goes for any girl he can find while sober he's a hawk and will stare at anyone who passes by but when drunk he becomes a ravenous beast an will sexually assault any girl he finds attractive.

please jobe stop

Jobe by Wintersfuyu October 2, 2023

Jobe Jobe 

Who is Jobe?
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.

Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.

Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.

"I'm an atheist, what are you?"

"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."

Jobe Jobe by JobeJobe4eva May 12, 2021

jobe.777 

The awoken one all will fall when he descends back down from his realm he is nothing but also everything

We must praise the good lord jobe.777

jobe.777 by Slip on balls July 9, 2021

jobe bellingham 

footballer for sunderland and also jude bellingham’s younger brother

“did you see jobe bellinghams goal?”

“i only know him because he’s dating keela.”

jobe bellingham by kaywhyesss August 20, 2023

Jobe Bellingham 

Jobe Bellingham the FINEST MIDFIELDER EVER he is my husband. I will have his kids at any opportunity I get he is my hubby and I want backshots from him

JOBE BELLINGHAM IS MY BABY DADDY!!!

Jobe Bellingham by Nonyabusiness420 March 15, 2024

scopin the jobe 

John Jay alteration of scopin the jope.
Scopin the jobe is used to describe a very tappable peice of ass (or any good aspect of chick) that walks by. This "jobe" must be a female, not weigh more than the scoper, not be able to beat the scoper up, and must have a full set of presentable teeth to be considered "scopable"

As JSluts, "Slut" walks by, he slants his head slightly down to ass level and hollers, "SCOPIN THE JOBE!"

scopin the jobe by topher March 31, 2005

Slappy Jobe 

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

Slappy Jobe by Borg November 26, 2004