Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

Bag Job

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime

He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.

by Bob Wire January 30, 2022