A white name for an asian whose
parents wanted an easy name. A person who has NO manners and only bullies other
people. Joannes are often mistaken for Joanna'
s who are more polite and intelligent. If you ever meet a Joanne make sure you run away. Or at least give it
food. Joannes can also be mistaken as seagulls. They always have 'Cecilia's' chasing after them trying to 'civilise' them' but it never works so they join them. Joannes can f***k up your life, You either join them or fear them. If not you die. Be careful around Joannes and never fall for their
fake niceness. They can hit you but you can't hit them.
Old Joannes own dim sim shops and go by the name Ling-Ling
Person 1: "Dude that girl
just hit me"
Person 2: "That must be a Joanne. Run the other direction"
Person 1: "Dude that person keeps following me looking at my
bread"
Person 2: "Man, Joannes
hate butter put more butter on it"
Person 1: "Oh what are you on about I know a Joanne and she's really kind"
Person 2: "You probably have her mixed up with a Joanna"
Person 1: "Did you hear about that person who was pushed in front of a bus"
Person 2: "Yeah, they knew a Joanne"
Person 3: "Wow the
world is
scary these days"
Person 2: "If you ever see a Joanne run"
Person 1: "I feel like someone is looking at me when I sleep"
Person 2: "It's probably just a Joanne"