Jizzers

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

Jizzragathism

The religion of the popular cult iPhone/iPad game Disc Drivin'. In Jizzragathism, the supreme being's spirit is split between two bodies, that of Discus Christ (Michael Bean, creator and heavenly leader of Disc Drivin') and Jizzus Christ (Jizzrag5000, the chosen one who sacrifices himself for the gold medals of others). The main center of worship of Jizzragathism is the Timothy Howard Temple (also referred to as the Timothy JaMarquiz Howard Stadium), and all followers are called to take a pilgrimage to the holy location at least once a day. Open practice of the religion, however, is encouraged for all members to practice wherever there travels may take them. Common phrases used to greet fellow Jizzragathists include "goml be with you" which is responded with "and also with you," and "thine (or mine) thun thun has dropped." Possibly the most miraculous events to occur in the religion was the Sermon of the Turkey Leg. It was on this day that Jizzus Christ ascended into his final form and let forth a prophecy that, one day, all followers of Disc Drivin' will unite in organized tournaments. Some eyewitness reports have said the turkey leg through which this vision came about immediately burst into a million discs upon the delivery of Jizzus Christ's message. This act is symbolic of Jizzus Christ's previous prophecy that all the paid discs will be released from their slavery and open for all Drivers to use, free of charge.

John: "You going to church on Sunday?"
Prince Nokomungu: "No, I follow Jizzragathism, and we worship in temple on weekdays."

by Delgrangos April 9, 2013

Jimere

The most assbsolutely amazing person in existence. He is everything a woman could dream of. He makes the world a better place. He is a dream come true. He is the spark that ignites happiness and love in the most isolated, numbed, unfeeling depths of your heart. My soulmate.

I have been waiting for Jimere forever

by IrishQueen November 30, 2019

the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

jizzrag

A piece of cloth that one uses to clean up semen after ejaculating.

Oh shit! My mom found by jizzrag last night, bro!

by Dubs June 30, 2004

jizzerrific

when something is soo good,it makes you want to jizz.

her ass looks soo good in them jeans,shes jizzerrific.

by big e 6996 March 4, 2010

Juzer

A boy with great dreams who will fulfill them along with his friends. He is one of a kind and his friends are lucky to have him. His life motto is to do his best so that he cannot blame himself for anything.

Hey Juzer! U r the best

by Juzer May 1, 2018