by anonymous February 27, 2023
Get the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu mug.Man 1 "Hey man, i know Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."
Man 2 "Hey man, i know how to beat ass the southern way, now f*ck off!"
Man 2 "Hey man, i know how to beat ass the southern way, now f*ck off!"
by the american legend February 27, 2011
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The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023
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Get the jiu jistu mug.A: "Hey man you wanna do some jiujitsu?"
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
B: "Nah man maybe later."
A: "Like you even had a choice." *proceeds to preform involuntary yoga on B.*
by theyarngamer July 2, 2020
Get the jiujitsu mug.The martial art that uses the least amount of effort to cause the most amount of pain. It is one of the best forms of self defense as it is as effective from someone not as physically capable as someone who is in prime condition. It is the great leveler because your little sister could bring you to tears quicker than that bouncer that muscled you out of the club last week. The only art that is really worth a damn.
by frozenbabybatter April 5, 2009
Get the jiujitsu mug.Fighting people in tough pyjamas, whilst choking them out in different ways and manipulating their limbs and bones.
Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.
15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.
“The gentle art”
Your opponent may tap their hand onto you, the floor or themselves, which means they basically got owned like a little b**ch.
15 stone man trying to start fights with you?.. cool, get him to the floor and use your jiujitsu skills, he’ll regret ever starting it.
“The gentle art”
“Hey I’m off out to jiujitsu class now”
“Ok darling have fun choking people out”
“I will do, thanks Mum!”
“Ok darling have fun choking people out”
“I will do, thanks Mum!”
by emmyzoinks September 10, 2020
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