jick

The equivalent of calling someone a "jackass" and a "dick" at the same time!

Erin... you're such a jick, you big jick!

by Lyndsor August 15, 2006

jick

Noun/Verb. Spelling can be varied to suit use.To keep a redundant object 'Just In Case' it may be needed in the future.Not to be confused with junk which can be discarded as useless. Jicks are best disposed of by ebaying, swapping or recycling to offset any lingering feeling of guilt that they may be still useful.Conversion time from jick to junk can vary from 6 months to 2 years. If a jick is not used in 2 years it will automatically become junk.

This jick-its got to go!
"Whats that for?"
"That? - its just a jick!"
My room was really getting to me - so full of jicks.
The store was so jicked up it took us two days to clear it.

jick

by dammagram November 24, 2008

jick

Phonetic perversion of "JHC," the initials of the Son of God. Primarily used as an intransitive verb indicating antagonistic or irritative action. Also used to imply transitive insult or injury.

Jick off, you stupid flatfoot.

That is the dumbest jicking thing I have ever heard.

Oh my God what the jick BBQ!

by sparCKL March 24, 2009

Jick

Jick (n): A stupid, foolish, dim-witted, stinky, or otherwise undesireable person, place, thing, event, or memory.
2.Jick (n): In the game of Jickball, the Jick is the player currently in fourth place out of four. The Jick must retrieve the "Goddamn" from the "Jesus Christ".

"Rob you freakin Jick."
"Your the Jick Fucker...get the goddamn outta the jesus christ now."

by Rukas1 December 24, 2003

Jick

N. Combination of the word 'Jerk' and 'Dick'

-in reference to men who are complete and total asshats .

'Hey, im coming over and bringing wine'
'Uh oh, what happened'
'He bailed on me tonight...AGAIN'
'Ugh fucking jick '

by Asking for a friend November 23, 2016

Jick

A minor deity in the Kingdom of Loathing; often used in mild threats or pleadings

1. \"Open spoilers in chat make baby Jick cry.\"

2. \"Thank Jick it wasn\'t just me.\"

by PhoenixFireRising April 27, 2005

Not-A-Jick

An extremely intelligent, exceptionally attractive, remarkably fragrant, or otherwise highly desirable person, place, thing, event, or memory.

You are totally Not-A-Jick.

by plasticcouch May 02, 2013