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jesuscrist

A holy man with the power to take your sins away and heal if hurt.
Person: Look its Jesuscrist!
Jesuscrist: I see you have made very bad sins.
Person: ...
by I don't even know kids June 6, 2018
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jesuscoin

Jesuscoin a term for a "hot" cryptocurrency that's rapidly gaining in popularity. You can often tell with a join has hit Jesuscoin status when hypebeast celebrities start talking about it on Twitter.
Man, Dogecoin is the new Jesuscoin this week. Mark Cuban pumped it, and went up 500%!
by supremebob April 27, 2021
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JESUSMOSES

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.
JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.
by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005
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Jesusxcore

to be in love with Jesus and to belive of what he did as being true ( being a chistain
Jessi freaking felix is so JesusXcore, THose people are into JesusXcore
by jessifreakingfelix July 23, 2008
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jesuslover

someone who uses the lame excuse "it's part of God's plan" for everything that goes wrong. They oppose basic women's rights (the right to choose) and voted for George Bush, the stupidest president ever.
Someone to avoid. Like Ned Flanders with Dubya's values.
by I voted for Kerry May 7, 2005
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Jesusfreak

A naive person that believes in everrything the bible says and don't think for themselves.

A often deranged person who unfortunately takes his belief to the extremes where theres no safe way back. He happens to be seen on the streets wearing "jesus look alike clothes" and pretend to be him because he turnes out stupid everywhere he's going. The person don't have any real friends. The person can't do any good anywhere so he tries to make a good social status out of being this nonsense religious jesus that preaches stuff from the holy bible because maybe thats the way to get attention for actually being someone "good" in society? Never!
The sad truth is that the person often ends up alone fucked up by the society(Scientology never likes them) so that ppl with higher intelligence, so as atheists...don't wanna make anything better out of them and the jesus freak always ends up where he belongs. In the garbage can...sorry jesus.
Woman: "Oh look, is that an airplane?"
Man: "No it's just another jesusfreak pretending he can fly"

Atheist: "How come Jesus always has to wear a glory on his head?"
Christian: "Because thats how jesus can shine for his lovely jesusfreaks out there".
by psykoterror November 6, 2017
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Jesuscrymanetly

When you’re husband won’t let you use the Lord’s name in vain, so you make up new names.
“ Jesuscrymanetly, what the fuck is wrong with you?”
by Jesus would laugh February 19, 2021
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