Jerkasaurus

A very large jerkoff-half dinosaur like human of the Upper Cretaceous Period of North America, characterized by having strong wrists and a large head. Also know to some Canadian dwellers as jerkoffskie

Jerkasaurus is owning up!

by Last_Assassin January 14, 2004

jerk ass

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.

The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."

by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008

Jerkasaurus

A dinosaur sized jerk.

Lindsay is a jerkasaurus!

by Sef1989 May 10, 2011

Jerkiss

to be a jerk someone so much that it becomes a iss, or to add a proper name namiss Example: Blakiss

you are a jerkiss

by MrCakeymakey January 8, 2012

Jerkasaurus

A person who has exhibited abnormally large amounts of rudeness or has said something especially heinous.

Kelly walks into the room...

"Well hello Kelly McFatass! Quick grab a chair! Outta breath already, aren't ya?"- Ian

"Ian you are a jerkasaurus!!!"- Kelly

by K-rex15 October 25, 2012

jerassica

A large, not so in charge, woman with a face and body that resembles that of prehistoric mammals. Key features of a "jerassica" are as follows:
foopah
saggy tits
wizard sleeve twat
Smelly vagina
Horribly bad breath
Beard
Bush from its crack to its belly button
Cautions:
When approaching a jerassica please use extreme caution. Hazardous fumes will engulf you. You may also be eaten.

Wow... Jerassica... Your pretty!

by ImChopper October 3, 2017