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Jensexual

Girls who aren't lesbians but want to fuck Jen.
Sarah isn't a lesbian but she is a jensexual.
by Ginger devil April 28, 2019
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Jesusexual

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.
Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.
by Synsational May 2, 2017
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Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.
*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.
by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009
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jeansexual

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only
my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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Jensexual

a person who is romantically or sexually attracted exclusively to Jennie Kim.
Yanny: "Laurel, Are you a gay?"
Laurel: "No?!"
Yanny: "So, you're straight?"
Laurel: "No, i'm jensexual."
Yanny: "What the hell is that?"
Laurel: "It means i'm only attracted to Jennie."
by Jensexuality February 27, 2023
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Penisexual

Penisexual means that you, either you are a girl a boy or whatever you want to be. Can only like romantically or sexually people that own a penis, literally. This is a sexuality.
This girl has a penis and we are getting married tomorrow, yup.
My boyfriend has a penis, we love each other.
I noticed that I'm penisexual when I was just a teen and I need it to have a proper definition!
by BumbleLee September 16, 2018
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Jeffsexual

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)
Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*
by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019
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