Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses
by IamEugene May 01, 2004
1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen July 26, 2015
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021