Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses
by IamEugene September 11, 2006
Get the Jay and Silent Bobmug. 1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015
Get the handy jay and silent bobmug. Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
Get the Jay and Silent Bob Get struckmug.