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jarrodandelsie

the most perfect epic ground breaking couple anyone could ask for. Plus jarrod has a huge penis and elsie has an amazing ass so when they get it watch out, :D
Jarrodandelsie are so fucking awsome
by kukuka2poo September 24, 2010
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Jarrod

Jarrod : if something has gone wrong, been broken or misconfigured in some way, there is a 10/10 chance it is Jarrods fault. Also commonly known not to be sober during these times.
"I see there's a hole in your wall, must of been Jarrod."
"I can't find my phone.. has anyone seen Jarrod?"

"Why are my friends awake at 11am in the morning since yesterday? Oh, hello there Jarrod"
by Pyro fan club September 17, 2018
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Jarrod Bradley

Jarrod Bradley, you are the best cunt ever!
by Riproot September 25, 2010
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jarrod kelly

jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking
guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx
by Styles 917 July 20, 2016
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Jarrodcel

An individual who is an incel, racist and homophobe all at the same time, while being a part of each minority group they despise
My friend Rajesh is a jarrodcel, he said I looked like a bean because I dated a black girl
by Rebornsean January 14, 2020
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Jarrod

Hot as hell and can pull any girl or guy, smashing looks
Bro he is such a Jarrod

Yeah, hot as f***
by goandbasicallyyeah7 August 18, 2022
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The Jarrod

A man who is always drunk. He also enjoys hentai, a lot of it. A. LOT. Of. HENTAI and I mean like so much hentai its unhealthy amounts. He will stalk any and all. There is no running. There is no escape. From he whom watches Hentai
The thing came for me, I'm not going back, The Jarrod, it was everywhere and no-where, There is no escape from * The * Jarrod
by Man of many genders January 3, 2019
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