A hilarious, gorgeous, wild person. Known for being just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
by The Beatman December 9, 2010
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One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.
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He is the personification of existence.
One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.
Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.
Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.
He is the personification of existence.
The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.
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"I'm just not up on all the jargon."
by SilverStar January 13, 2005
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Such as systematic and creatively planned accounting fraud, known as the "Enron scandal".
A scandal that was really uncool for the 22,000 employees who subsequently lost their jobs due to the actions of greedy piggies.
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Maz: "Skitt did you get my copy of Bayonetta for PS3 that I asked you to get me with my money?"
Skitt: "Yeah here you go..."
Maz: "Skitt you brought me Bayonetta for 360! And I also see you've managed to top yourself up on crack. You fucking jabron".
Skitt: "Yeah here you go..."
Maz: "Skitt you brought me Bayonetta for 360! And I also see you've managed to top yourself up on crack. You fucking jabron".
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